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The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.
Oh my God, you've got frostbite!
Don't worry, it's just sock residue.
Saucy Sock the result of masturbating in a sock and placing it back in the drawer.
A saucy sock is a stealthy college prank used to piss off a roommate or friend for retaliation.
The donor of the saucy sock has all control of deciding whether or not the recipient will ever find out.
My roommate was being a cock bag so I gave him a saucy sock. If he keeps it up he'll get a pair of Saucy Socks
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sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.
" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "
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Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up
Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed
Me: mom that’s just my poop sock
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A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.
(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)
You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)
Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.
Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.
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To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.
"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"
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