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1. A fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the USA since 1874.
2. To adjust one's package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
Can be applied to ballbag re-allignment, tucking the cock into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
NOTE: any Southern comfort over 5 seconds should be classed as pleasuring yourself.
Wary Friend Nigel: Er, you alright there mate?
Clive: Yeah, ah, sorry about that, just applying some Southern Comfort.
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Reference to the male genitalia, in the context of him "getting some".
"Yo Broski, how are things treatin' you on the southern front?"
"Great man, I just got some ass last night!"
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"Things are quiet on the southern front."
"Ah, in a dryspell, eh?"
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One of the most dangerous things you can do to a pregnant women.Can introduce air into the uterus, causing the placenta to separate from the uterine wall,leading to hemorrage and miscarriage. Bad idea!
Never give a pregnant girl a Southern Blowfish.
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The start of the south!!! The place where a lot of people like to visit because of it's history. Virginia was apart of the confederacy, and even though we lost the civil war, we're still proud of what the MAIN reasons of what it stood for (note i said main and slavery was NOT a main reason look it up). Also a place where Northern Virginia thinks is helping out a lot, when in fact it is not. Southern Virginia is a hot spot for the military, "top secret" jobs, and tourism (honestly how many people go to Northern Virginia to NOT go to DC....???) You say you're from Southern Virginia and people know that you know what etiquette is and not just some red neck (like most Northern Virginians say and/or think). Southern belles and gentlemen are of abundance!!! We have country accents and proud of them!!!
1: Hi, where are you from??
2: I'm from Southern Virginia, thank you for asking.
1: Wow, I'm surprised for that "thank you for asking".
2: Doesn't everyone say that??
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noun - the fat waterfall (the massive stomach fat that rests in front of the genitalia) is divided by a pair of pants worn by the fat person resulting in the formation of the letter w.
Well, looks like fat Johnny is sporting his southern delight at the BBQ.
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A southern cunt is one from south of the border - characteristics include being soft and talking like a twat! The southern cunt also runs off at the mouth and is constantly in danger of a beating from their Northern more superior counterparts.
"Oi Jimmy Jeff you fucking southern cunt - I am gonna kick the shit out of you"
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A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).
The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.
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