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spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021


Jack Spaghetti

A tongue tied, spit infested 'Leerpool' supporter, who cannot speak English and has a brother called 'Ogger'.

You speak like such a Jack Spaghetti. E.g/ Oscar becomes 'Ogger'

by Pseudonym1273419469 July 12, 2017


Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 6, 2010


Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.

"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022


Spaghetti Arms

A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.

Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.

by Railfan22 February 12, 2023


spaghetti pie

A large hairy vagina

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.

by Piperella June 9, 2017


Suffragetti Spaghetti

What you will turn ‘Emily’ into if she talks about feminism one more fucking time

*You click on ✨Emily✨‘s story

Story: Omgggg why can’t men and woman just be equal...
You: Holy shit if she talks about equality one more time, i’m gonna turn her into Suffragetti Spaghetti

by Jonahquai April 11, 2021