Spanish Teacher

An insane person who should never be around children and probably can’t speak English

Omg my Spanish teacher gave me a detention again
Friend: for what?
I don’t even know all she said was skdjfhhfnrj and gave me a note to give to the office

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spanish moss

The pubic hair of a woman (not necessarily, as others have said, indicative of age or ill repute).

Gordon Lightfoot has a song called Spanish Moss, in which he sings about a woman he once loved, and muses: "Spanish moss... wish you knew what I was saying."

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Spanish lover

Refer to that south-europeans guys that are quite good with women. It is also used for latinos.

They have some mystical legends of an incredible sexual power wherever they go, specially in those palces where they stay as exchange students. But the thruth is that most of them aren't so "mystical", and little of them have the quality they are supposed to have. Although they are some of them very famous as Marco Banderas or Nacho Vidal.

They have a tendency to harass the cheerleaders.

- Jorge was so nice.. and so romantic, it was my best night ever! and he even brought me breakfast to bed next morning.

- Aww... he is an authentic spanish lover...

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Spanish Elbow

An almost super-human drunken move, that when done properly can stop a bus in its tracks.

DUDE I JUST SPANISH ELBOWED THAT BUS.

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Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet

The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.

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spanish caravan

A 'Daisy chain' of 10 or more hot hairy and rather sweaty spanish/italian or greek CNS's (confirmed non shaver's), up to the hips (if you know what i mean) and doing a rather lewd conga.

Sometimes performed in a circle (so those at each end dont miss out on all the fun).

Also Irish or Celtic Caravan, being of the Ginga variety, a spectacle so vile and horrific, it has been known to turn any unfortunate man who may stumble on such an act,, to stone.

'Spanish Caravan' Example deleted as being pointless,, as the image, if conjured is deleted by the mind immediately, to prevent permanent mental scaring.

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spanish forklift

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

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