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When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.
Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.
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The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.
Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!
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Any appendage that can shoot out sperm, the male cell for reproduction. Usually found on the male body.
"Poor boy, I feel bad for him and his small sperm-gun."
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Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.
No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.
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A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.
Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !
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1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.
Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.
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A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.
Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"
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