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Any appendage that can shoot out sperm, the male cell for reproduction. Usually found on the male body.
"Poor boy, I feel bad for him and his small sperm-gun."
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When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
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High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
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1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.
Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.
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When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.
Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.
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A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.
Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !
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A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.
Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"
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