Pumpkin Spice

The number 1 thing that will make me happy during fall.

The smell of pumpkin spice is good.

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Spiced Rum

When someone takes a very large volume diherea dump so that the entire toilet is a rich brown hue, and they then proceed to beat off ito the mixture, effectivly spicing there intestinal rum. The mixture is sometimes left for others to gawk at (when performed in public restrooms.

Typical after a hard night of drinking rum (alchohol runs and not getting off because you were a drunkin idiot)

"OMG did you see bill's spiced rum in the toilet upstairs,"
"yeah thats fuckin nasty"

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Old Spice

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.

I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.

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Spiced out

Under the mighty influence of DMT.

Look at him, man, he´s all spiced out...

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spice cabinent

An proven study turned pratice by Dr.Emily and Dr.Claire....bottom line: men wil do pretty much anything for sex.....this practice consists of talking, walking, and acting like a nymphomaniac in front of the male species in order to have them eating out of the palm of your hand. Acting....spicey....Opening the spice cabinent will add up for fun for all.

C and E opened the spice cabinent by speaking of wut they do with baseball bats....;)

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spice daddy

An older older gentleman who enjoys the company of younger women without promising them a thing and then kicks them to the curb

"Yea I have two houses and four cars let's go back to my place and have sex and maaaaaybe I'll give you something nice" "Okay! Thanks spice daddy"

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White spice

Salt; white people seasoning.

Please pass the white spice, my good sir.

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