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Gay Spray

Generally used by swimmers to describe their distaste for axe body spray because of how pungent it is, and how hard it is to breathe if used in poorly ventilated locker rooms. Swimmers who use Gay Spray excessively and often are usually called gay for a few weeks. Sometimes a single spark can start chemical warfare in a locker room, so people who dont want to get involved often change before the Gay Sprays are pulled out

Dude 1: Ah shit I think Jack unloaded two cans of gay spray just now
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*

by jomummy June 25, 2021


lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010


Elephant Spray

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.

“Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”

by diphenhydramine April 1, 2021


Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 30, 2018


Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

by deejinator27 July 29, 2014


Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 20, 2023


The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.

Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.

by shophy February 20, 2011