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Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.
The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.
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A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.
Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
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a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.
you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!
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A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
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Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
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A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.
A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.