A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.
Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
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a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.
you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!
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A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
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Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
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A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.
A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.
A freaking awesome squirrel. Foamy is an animated squirrel that rants about everything he hates and dislikes in general about the real world. Foamy is the brainchild of Jonathan Ian Mathers, a New York cartoonist. Foamy toons are at www.illwillpress.com and on Newgrounds, if anybody's curious.
Squirrely wrath. There's Foamy the Squirrel for you. 'Nuff said.
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