Paper Stain

A dung stain left on toilet paper. (The toilet paper is not removed from main roll.) Originated in Indiana. Can be used as a discriminating name towards someone or as a verb.

Example #1: "Did you know Tommy paper stains, and thinks its funny?"

Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."

mule stain

A person, place or thing that causes extreme feelings of dislike or hatred.

My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.

Or

My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

Nook stain

Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt

CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN, YOU NOOK STAIN!

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.

"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."