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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 9, 2011


arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine April 9, 2016


Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019


November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.

"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."

by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009


t-stain

A stain in the shape of a "T". Could also be used an an abbreviation for "shit-stain".

Holy t-stain, man!

There's a small t-stain on your shorts, Jesse.

by Jcrew12345 August 26, 2009


J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 8, 2011


helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .

Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.

by Rich StaBone July 15, 2017