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When you cum in a condom, freeze it and then have the girl eat it.
Dude I have my girl a frosty steamer last night!
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The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.
“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “
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Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers
"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"
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The operatic art of vomiting on a pair of ripely exposed breasts.
After Caligula drank his weight in wine, he offered his servant a Roman Steamer.
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The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
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An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
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Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head
Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.
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