The TF2 Stock Shotgun

The tf2 shotgun is a weapon that fires 10 pellets per shot, 3 - 9 damage per pellet, 3 if it's long range, 6 at medium range, 9 at point blank, with 6 shots, and 32 saved to the ammo pool, and reloads one at a time. A shortened name for it is just the shotgun.

Ya know, the TF2 Stock Shotgun is pretty good.

Minority Stock Character

They always get killed.

Obviously he's going to die, he's a minority stock character.

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'stocks n' socks

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas

Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks

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rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

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lip my stocking

what to say when you want someone to go inside your pants in japan

japa: hey, lip my stocking! prease!

sushi: yo, i'll lip her stockings any day.

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Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

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White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.

Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

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