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Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"
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for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
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well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw
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Said after a displeasing situation.
Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"
"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"
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Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other
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Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”