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sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

by mannhole April 27, 2010

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Suck a nigga dick or sumin

Giving a man the best time of his life. Sucking his penis with your mouth

Hey Girl Suck a nigga dick or sumin

by Twon Riles February 22, 2018

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck you suck dick

-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)

on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!

by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008

27πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by Let’sbeorgonal69 October 15, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked

Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works

by SuckywhodoyoK April 11, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


suck my big dick

Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.

Suck my big dick fat ass.

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž