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A long-term solution to a short-term problem...
He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.
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Friend: I feel like killing myself
You: suicide is the pussy way out
Friend: shit now I can’t kill myself or I’ll be known as a pussy forever
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When life gets really bad and you want to end it all...but good people keep saying, “God gives his best soldiers the worst missions” so that is keeping you alive
Them: she commited suicide
Me: stop saying “commited” as if suicide is a crime. bullying is a crime and you people are the definition of bullies...
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WHat you can call a tactical error, or a glitch in life where shit is bad, and the easy way out is the easy way out. Suicide is the verbal doing of a kill which ends your own life, sometimes its tactical, others its just dumb and not well thought through, and u basically fucked up really bad :)
In some ways suicide is the way to go and is the reason of being unhealthy BUT...
my guy took suicide, he did mad roasts on himself, pro gamer move as I would call it, my n-word
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A suicide is a drink, made by mixing all drinks available to you, particularly soft-drinks at a fast food restaurant where dispensers are right next to each other, and going in a line whilst filling up a little bit of each soda/drink. 99% of the time it ends in a pale brown colour, and they all kind of taste the same in the end.
Max- ''What drink are you gonna get''
Tommy- ''I'm gonna make a suicide''
Max- ''What's that''
Tommy- ''Well here it's Pepsi, Fanta, Diet Pepsi, Fanta and Cherry Pepsi''
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