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That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it
jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise
An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?
Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
I came home to a birthday suprise!