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In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.
Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.
A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.
Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.
Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!
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When you know someone is detrimental to be around but you hang around them anyways. Derived from Bella Swan in Twilight, who gets together with Edward Cullen even though he tells her constantly that he could kill her.
Person A: He's such a jerk. Why do you hang around him?
Person B: I don't know.
Person A (to Person C): Person A has such a Bella Swan Complex!
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An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.
"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry
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the luckiest girl in existence. (even if she does exist in a book)
me: I love Bella! She's so brave! AND Bella gets to marry Edward, become a vampire, and have a happy life.
friend: can I change my name to Bella Swan?
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A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.
Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.
Jordan: No, What happended?
Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.
Jordan: No Way! Nasty!
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When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.
Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.
Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.
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