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Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
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A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.
Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
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A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
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A wife that does everything.
A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.
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When one has sex with his buddies sister in the butt and then procedes to wipe his penis on his sleeping buddies upper lip.
Dude, I totally gave you the "Swiss Pie" last night and you didnt even budge
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A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.
As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson