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When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
a fantastic beast from the movie fantastic beasts and where to find them.
Swooping Evil is my favorite fantastic beast.
Someone who has a feeling their girlfriend/boyfriend is about to be finessed by another person.
Joe: Max I almost got my girl swooped by that one guy
Max: You’re Finna Get Swooped
A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
The act of swimming while pooping
-sincerely the swoop gang minus 1.5
Bob: why is everyone getting out of the pool?
Joe: someone swooped