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Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.
Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!
Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?
Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'
Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'
Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'
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the ex-guitarist of panic at the disco. as of july 6th 2009, he (along with jon walker) have decided to leave the band so they can "embark on a musical excursion of their own" he is very hot and wrote all of the bands lyrics. the band will never be the same without him.
fan 1 : "omg ryan ross can't leave! I love him!"
fan 2: "he wrote the most awesome lyrics..."
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A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.
You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.
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Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth
fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat
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When you decide to paint a landscape even though you're a horrid artist so you ace it, in attempts that it'll look like a masterpiece.
*looks at their canvas* I don't think I can draw this, It'll look horrible. I'm gonna Bob Ross It!
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Someone who is a good runner, this makes him hard to beat in a fight. Ross coles is poor at time keeping and always finds traffic in Finedon
Ross coles was seen running out of finedon due to heavy traffic. He must be a boxer.