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turd herd

A supporter of a famous bed popper. Thinks they understand DV but got mixed up with NBPD, and now all of their ups are down and downs are up.

When the defendant left the courtroom there was only one guy there to represent the turd herd. His name was Poo.

by Glittering Gigi January 16, 2023


Turd diverter

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

by LavatorySpecialist December 2, 2016


Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020


Turd bag

One who is not decent

Bob is a Turd bag for not saving me any food.

by Thebomb.gov December 17, 2016


word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.

Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019


sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010


The Young Turds

A "news network" on Youtube that holds liberal opinions and is often overrun in the comments section by MRAs, college-aged liberals, fedora-wearing atheists, and other assorted numbskulls. TYT is often surprisingly short on intellectual content, and is made more banal by its staff members, such as:

Chunk Ogre - A mentally-challenged orangutan who disputes the historicity of the Armenian Holocaust, and is usually the first to talk about how lucky that 5-year-old boys who get molested by their female babysitters are. He tends to be overweight because his only exercise comes in the form of hand-waiving the notion that Islamic extremism is bad.

Ana Assparian - Gives the pussy-starved "nice guys" and MRAs in the comment section a reason to add a few more blisters to their tiny dicks and drool over something that isn't related to a congenital defect for a change. She expressed the sentiments of many regarding her co-worker Chunk when she yelled "Get off the stage, you fat fuck!" at Alex Jones.

John Iadorola - Sometimes make an appearance on TYT, but is more often spotted on "Think Tank," where he can be found doing the exact opposite. The hosts of this ironically-named segment can be found supplying deep and relevant information, such as "Do goats fake orgasms?" "How to tell if a goat is faking an orgasm," and "We asked goats to vote on what gives them orgasms: here's the top 10 responses."

They also have a bunch of other losers that nobody cares about.

The Young Turds (TYT) is the favorite source of news for those that are in college, but somehow have the reading and listening comprehension of a mentally-challenged, Red Bull-chugging goblin.

by dangitbobbeh August 6, 2016

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