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A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
15👍 2👎
Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA
I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing
1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.
2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."
2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
A very strange way of saying underwear.
STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.
The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)
AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(
A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose