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A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
A very strange way of saying underwear.
STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA
I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.
The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)
AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(
A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."