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The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.
Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!
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A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.
you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2
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Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
Ted Danson is damn sexy
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Bruce Springsteen's evil redneck half
"I'd really love to see The Boss and Ted Nugent duke it out in a boxing ring."
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A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.
Prof: And so students, Nero fled Rome. He went on a Ted cruise, if you will.
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