The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.
James 'Did you go the growl on her'?
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.
Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.
Listening to Lil Wayne's bass-heavy song "A Millie", in order to test out the bass on new headphones or speakers.
I just gave my new iPod speakers the A Millie Test.....my eardrums hurt!
When you smack your penile instrument on a girl's cheek to give her a little sample of the size.
How about I give you a little cheek test to see if you would be interested in fornicating with me?
A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks
i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.
To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.
"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"