Down to Clown

To engage in shenanigans, allowing all inhibitions to be released into one glorious act of tomfoolery.

- Did you see the hott piece last night?
- Yeah, she was totally Down to Clown!

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lock it down

When you find out that a girl/guy you are dating is into something really cool and unexpected so you must make them your gf/bf.

Guy 1: "So this girl I scored wants to go see Iron Man 2 and go shooting!"

Guy 2: "Dude!! Lock it down!!"

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calm down

One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.

An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.

"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"

"Now just calm down...."

(punches cop in face)

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Down to Ride

"DTR"

If someone is DTR, it means that they are excited to do basically anything. This is especially true of situations of craziness, ridiculousness, randomness, and spontaneity.

DTR can be a lifestyle. It can also be a mood.

me - "Hey, we're not doing anything... Wanna go light some stuff on fire?"

friend - "Sure, man! I'm down to ride!"

me - "Later we can go climb some buildings and point laser pointers at drunk people!"

friend - "Totally DTR."

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Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

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Down Bad

When you or someone are bumming are bumming so bad (for drugs, money, pussy, etc.), that you begin to act completely inappropriate, making horrendous decisions, and likely saying some of the dumbest shit humanely possible.

John: Bro I drove 2 hours last night to fuck this fat bitch. Her pussy might've smelt but pussy is pussy.
Eric: Bro, you down bad.

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suck it down

A great thing to say before putting a rocket up someone's ass in any FPS.

Suck it down. *boom, splortch*

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