old fucked up

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence

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Man The Fuck Up

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.

Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!

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Fuck the Fuck up

a way to say shut the fuck up. but more fun

sophia: Hey, ness wanna go to the mall?
nessa: FUCK THE FUCK UP

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fucked up the artshole

what's happening to all organisations working in the UK creative sector under the tory government, as a result of the spending review, and a government that doesn't appear to give a shit about the arts.

person 1: "so are you guys going to be touring any new shows this year?"

person 2: "touring shows? we can't even afford to pay ourselves since our funding was cut"

person 1: "shit, did they screw you over badly with the cutbacks?"

person 2: "mate, we got severely fucked up the artshole"

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Shut the fuck up

When you have a classmate that does anything on projects that is edgy ass fuck, Likes dead memes and watches lazarbeam,muselk,minecraft cringey animations. You can just honor chin-chin when he comes back... Probably a year and just tell him to remove the edgy and cringey classmates from there suffering..

Justin: lazarbeam is so funny lol You or me: Shut the fuck up......... Your a fucking cunt..... shut the fuck up........ nobody even wants you here

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Fucked up sex

Intense sex that is unwittingly practiced by a person with unresolved emotional angst of many sorts.

Yeah, I can’t wait to hook up with Tammy after her messy divorce, that’s guaranteed to be some fucked up sex.

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Shit the Fuck Up

Stop talking your shit, and shut the fuck up

David: *rapid texting in the group chat*
Khy’le: How about you shit the fuck up?

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