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idgaf about examples i just wanna SEGGS Kayoko i think everybody needs to know that
example says it should include being defined, so Blue Archive
anyway, i will go SEGGS and GOON for Kayoko and Arona, gl
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A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item
"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
Slang for the new $100 bill. The blue refers to the blue 3-D security ribbon on the front of the bill.
*Look for a blue ribbon on the front of the note. Tilt the note back and forth while focusing on the blue ribbon. You will see the bells change to 100s as they move. When you tilt the note back and forth, the bells and 100s move side to side. If you tilt it side to side, they move up and down. The ribbon is woven into the paper, not printed on it.
She gon' shake it for them blue hunnids" --Kool John -Blue Hunnids
Leme a hold that crispy blue hunnid
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Someone on Twitter who thinks they are famous but in reality nobody has heard of (usually a B-list celebrity or a journalist who writes for a little-known leftist publication). The main factor which separates them from the verified accounts belonging to real celebrities is that the Blue Checkmarks lack the self-awareness to realize that nobody really cares about their opinions, yet they act as though they are God's gift to political discourse as they spout their self-righteous hot takes on Twitter.
Of course all of the Blue Checkmarks came out in droves to virtue signal about the latest election news.
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a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"
Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
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I was really feeling blue after she told me she was leaving.
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Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Brenden had blue balls when he mom didn't let him cum.
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