did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

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Alex did a stinky

When you've farted and everyone thinks it's your mate.

Alex?

Ye

*sniff sniff* Did you do a stinky?

Shut up. I'm off to read comic books

Err, Alex did a stinky

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did a bit of fookin

when u bring someone back for some sexy time

lele: so what did u get up to last nite?

lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!

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I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

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Did I asked?

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.

EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"

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Did I ask?

One of the worst comebacks you could ever do.

Person A: Hey did you guys play That South Park videogame? It’s so good

Person B: Did I ask?

Person A: The world doesn’t revolve around you Fuck face

Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

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