May 25

May 25 is national grab ass, titties, pussy and dick day for bitches but if your a real freak than this day is where you fuck all day or even lose your virginity

Have fun on May 25

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May 25

The realest niggas bday, loyal nd friendly asl is this mans. Gotcho self a day 1 with this bday ya hurd!

Person 1: damn it's May 25th, is it anyone's bday?
Person 2: yeah I think it's that kid steven's bday.
Person 1: damn that brotha a G you feel? realest day 1 EVER
Person 2: facts bro, you right, you right.

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June 25

National Eat Her Asshole Day

Bro Did you know what day it is?

No what?

Its National Eat Her Asshole Day, June 25

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December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

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March 25

The day sir Cimion was born, the realest nigga to step foot on earf.

OH SHIT ITS MARCH 25th, the day the sexiest nigga alive was born!!

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Rule 25

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

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September 25

Day when you have to give an orgasm to your girlfriend ❤

B: just lie right here love.
G: why?
B: because it's September 25 today.

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