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n. Walking up to a random pregnant woman in public, punching her in the stomach, and running
Jesus! Karl, that kid just street abortioned your wife!
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Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
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all fetuses conceived on halloween night that got aborted
i heard jenny has a spooky aborted
The act of purposely riding a roller coaster while pregnant to induce a miscarriage.
Ugh, abortions are so expensive
Why not just go to an amusement park and get a rollercoaster abortion
When you fall down the stairs.
*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!
When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.
Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion