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A person who will accept either paper OR plastic at the grocery store.
Bagboy: Paper or plastic?
You: It doesn't matter, I'm bi-sacxual.
When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.
Damn dude, Becky gave you a bi penis
A person who likes to play with or suck both male and female feet.
Jeff is bi-footual, the sick bastard likes sucking Jen's toes and her brother's toes.
Where both participants simultaneously shart whilst performing a 69.
I needed to change the sheets and pillow cases after my last Bi-Prunty.
Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.
Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
Right before a girl, slaps you in the face!!!
Me: You scared you little Son of a Bi-
Girl: *slaps*
Also Me: mommy!!!
Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.
If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .