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A cocktail consisting of vodka and ginger ale.
Yes bar keep I'll take an Ace Boon Coon.
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partner bitch; an derivative of ace boon coon.
"Trina is my boon coon bitch, we do everything together."
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An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.
"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"
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A particularly ho-dunk school in the middle of Fuckall nowhere, Illinois. Mascot is the North Boone Vikings
"Where did you attend high school?"
"North Boone High School"
"Sorry..."
Shit ton of Fuckboys who can even pronounce words properly. Also the are a shit ton of Fuck ups, they can't even get a school shooting right.
Daniel boone high school is so fun.
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A school where every girl thinks she has big boobs and a big butt and tries way too hard to be better than she really is and rant about stupid things on Facebook and can all relate to Hannah Baker in every way possible
Damn, those people at Daniel Boone high school think they're the shit
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The shittiest school you can ever send your kid to that will ruin their life. The hallways smell too strongly of weed and cotton candy vape juice. There are bloodstains on the wall in one of the girls bathrooms. There are at least 2 guidance counselors and a teacher fired/arrested every year because they can’t keep their hands off students. One of the teachers practices witchcraft. People get stabbed in the parks outside the building. There is rarely even a superintendent. Teachers will randomly leave out of nowhere one day after being there for decades and are never heard from again. This is a school who actively tries to kill off your students brain cells until they become speds. None of the people who work here ever knows what is going on, most of the time a student who hasn’t been turned yet will organize everything because all the adults act like they slid of a dead whales womb yesterday.
Kid from a different high school: Yo how was your first day at school man?
Kid from Daniel Boone High School: Two teachers already quit, one of the students tried to rape a janitor in the lunchroom, all my friends transferred to different schools, the principals nudes were airdropped to the whole school, one of the guidance counselors already had sex 3 times with some freshman, someone brought a gun, and Jonny tried to stab three people in the eye with a paper clip.
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