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As in Britney Speaers Federline - Having two children within a year period not including multiple births
Jackie will eventually pull a Britney if she doesn't take her birth control pills every day.
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Britney is a motherfucking SLUT! She is a bitch that hates her fans, the fuckwits that actually like her (satan knows WHY the fuck!?!) and she treats them like shit! this has to fucking stop!! She is a ... words cannot describe her inadecquency....she should suck Marilyn Mansons cock fulltime!! She cannot sing and i pity anyone that likes her ... breed of shallow music, i mean, can YOU relate to the lyrics of : I Love Rock And Roll? She wouldn't have a clue what the fuck rock and roll was if it wasn't for the blessed race that constantly has to remind her... I will now take this oppurtinity to remind you that I possess freedom of speech. Thank You For Your Time.
Britney is a motherfucking SLUT!
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A pop singer that everyone trashes because they are scared to admit that they dance and sing to her music in the shower and in the car quite often. A tell-tale sign of a true Britney closet fan is constant bad mouthing and insult towards her.
"Those sophomore bitches are so indie, they say they hate Britney Spears but they love her more than most."
"Stop faking it. You all love Britney but are scared to admit it for fear of rejection."
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Okay almost every definition about Britney Spears is bad. Sure she's not perfect, but you can't honestly say as a kid growing up in the 90's and the early 2000's that your hitclip wasn't full of Britney Spears songs. Now alot of her music sucks, but i bet you all remember Stronger and Baby One More Time.
you know you remember Britney Spears
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Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything.
Things that make her fake.
1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!
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a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
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an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!
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(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
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