Bus Butt

When you ride on public transportation and the seat of your pants gets covered in other dirty bus riders germs.

"Don't sit on my bed, you got mad Bus Butt right now"

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Bus Paranoia

Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on

a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.

o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.

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immy bus

Short for "immigrant bus."

It refers to the cheaper buses usually frequented by immigrants throughout American cities. The term is mostly used by people in the Northeast, but especially in New Jersey. Immy buses, unlike other larger buses like the NJ Transit, are smaller, more common, and non-airconditioned. Immy bus drivers rarely, if ever, speak English.

Immy buses do not stop at every stop. They will only stop if someone is waiting at a stop or if one passenger on the bus screams "Next Stop" or "Siguiente Parada."

Molly: "Do you see any buses coming?"

Trent: "Yeah but it's an immy bus. It's too fucking hot in those."

Molly: "Yeah but the Transit won't come for another hour so let's just get on"

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Sucks to BU

A pun on "sucks to be you." In this form, it refers to those unfortunate souls who attend Boston University. Often heard at hockey games.

BU student: We just lost to 5-0 to Boston College. Our season is over.

BC student: Sucks to BU.

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band bus

the band bus is the best means of transportation for band kids. the band bus takes the band kids to band events. many things happen on the band bus such as: band orgy, a game of truth or dare, reading sex tips out of a magazine, and changing into the lovely band uniforms.

"What did you do on the band bus?"

"Oh... you know"

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care bus

When someone is telling you useless information. Something that you dont find interesting,lacks purpose, or that you simply dont care about, & your response is "care bus" or " there goes the care bus .. and no one was on it". showing that you dont care & that they may be better off just shutting their mouth. Also can be used with sarcasm, or when someone is complaining and you dont have sympathy for them.

Rachel-"Heyy, last night I had chicken for dinner but my mom burnt it, so it was gross!!"

Karissa- ".. Care bus.."

Rachel-" Shutup, lol"

*Karissa walks away*

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town bus

Someone who sleeps around a lot... been ridden by everyone, like the town bus.

That slut is Martha, the town bus.