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When cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Dude, I saw the girl you have on the side...didn't anyone ever tell you that you're supposed to cheat up? Your wife is better looking that that!"
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A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!
Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch
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When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.
LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!
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Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...
Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.
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When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.
Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?
Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.
A charming, handsome man. Typically a musician with tribal tattoos. He knows how to win your heart but ends up pecking his ex and destroying you.
Eric is a cheating fuckboy. He totally destroyed my heart.
when your S.O cheats on you through memes
that meme-cheating bitch tagged the bastard in a couple of memes last night