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a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.
The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.
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from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples
Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?
Jim: Haha yeah
Bob: You always do this!!
Jim: I know haha
Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
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When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
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A.K.A: PCB
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where
a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?
Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
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The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
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When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
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When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton
God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block
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