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that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults
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"See, we're lesbian to a 45-degree angle."
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internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.
newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI
oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.
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An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.
Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.
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1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
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BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.
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1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.
2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.
3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...
1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"
2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."
3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
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