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Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
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The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
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A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.
Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.
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Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.
I'm wrapping gifts.
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similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.
dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
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Head game strong. Really good at giving head
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A small Northern settlement in Alberta. A place where Métis hate Treaties and attempt to kick them out of the community. A place where the young kids vandalize and steal things including bikes and vehicles. A place where the Weetagoo and Goatman live. Come visit sometime!! (this is a joke , take no offence)
“Eeee, we have to go pick her up in Gift Lake.”
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