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The Aiken high school band director that always shows up late for school, cares about everyone, and is early for everything except school.
Greg needs to unlock the band room.
Greg is late for the third day now.
Greg can you fix this?
Greg you said 15 burpes not 10! -trumpets
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He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.
Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
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Detective Inspector Lestrade from the Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
(Played by Rupert Graves in the BBC version.)
Sherlock can never seem to remember his name...
Greg Lestrade... Did you mean Geoff?... Graham?... Jeff?
A person that takes pictures of his friends toes and almost destroys his whole house down by doing the dance therapy emote. Hes also the study of toes
Hey dont take pictures of peoples toes like Greg Dixon.
Verb form of the legend, Greg Jennings
1. (verb) an act in which a person wrestles through impossible obstacles in order to succeed at one's life.
2. (verb) when a nigga puts da team on his back and does something for madden.
Person 1-Dawg, I had three tests today.
Person 2-Wow, I hope you Greg Jenningsed them.
Person 1-Hell yeah, I Greg Jenningsed the shit outta all of them. It's E-Z.
Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog"
12-time Golden Glove Winner
4 Time Cy Young Winner
Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly called the best active pitcher in Major League Baseball. (Roger Clemens Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson are usually the subjects of debate alongside Maddux)
Although some of his stats like strike outs are considerably lower than Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, and he cannot throw a ball nearly as hard, his consistancy and accuracy are a force to be reckoned with. He studies hitters and understands how they hit and can manage to usually completely accurately think out where the ball will go before it even leaves the bat.
Greg Maddux is often undderated due to people misunderstanding that faster pitching means better pitching. Media and public attention usually go to Roger Clemens, but many people recently have started warming up to the fact that Greg Maddux, "The Professor", could be the best active pitcher in major league baseball, perhaps even of our lifetimes.
"Greg Maddux could throw a baseball through a lifesaver."
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a scaly man fish with a mangina!
Old greg: I'm old greg, i've got a downstairs mixup. I've got a mangina!
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