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guido trailer park

Any italian american Guido. Who is over the age of 24, lives at home or in an apartment paid for by his father. Drives a BMW, Mercedes, SUV or any other luxury/sport vehicle in one of his parents names. Possibly a previous or current Steriod user. Has a rich family but is a civil servant (refered to as their union gig) Little or No college what so ever, but apparently knows "i gotta doo the right thing ya kno". If not a civil servant this person works for a family owned company. Ie: Construction, Landscaping etc or Had a bussieness bought for them outright. Some other jobs may inlcude selling realestate, mortgages, waitering, disc jockey, working at a shady country club.

They can be found in the Bronx (Morris Park, Country Club Throggs Neck) Others can be found in Westchester, many from Harrison and Eastchester. Many of these unevolved human beings live on Garth Rd in Eastchester.This defintion was developed because of the particular people there who are living examples.

Maria: Omg of course I will give him head in his 745 he's hot he's got muscles, his own apartment, and biz.
Christine: Omg Maria he is so guido trailer park. None of that is really even his, daddy does everything for him. If it wasn't for his family he would be just another piece of shit

by Westchester Observer September 19, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.

Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"

by K1LL_4_FUN February 28, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shinobi Guido Gangster

A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.

What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.

Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?

(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)

Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!

(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)

by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz February 17, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guido Style/Fashion

armani exchange, diesel, dolce & gabbana, gucci, versace jeans couture, dirty english, ed hardy, affliction, blac label, ben sherman, guess, g by guess, superdry jeans, evisu jeans, dkny jeans, gf ferre, 7 for all mandkind jeans, lacoste polos, hugo boss polos, abercrombie & fitch, burberry polos, energie, 55dsl, diesel black gold, famous stars & straps (younger guidos), marc ecko cut & sew, tommy hilfiger, prada, just cavalli, calvin klein jeans, kenneth cole reaction, express, french connection, fcuk, john galliano, ag adriano goldschmied, inc international concepts, buffalo david bitton, zara, h&m, sergio tacchini polos and tracksuits, puma tracksuits, ferrari tracksuits, adidas tracksuits, air jordan tracksuits, pierre cardin tracksuits (older guidos), air jordans, af1s, gold or silver chains, most notably in figaro or curb link style, gold or silver bracelets, high end diamond watch such as rolex, breitling, cartier, tag heuer, gucci, joe rodeo etc. if not diamond watch, then armani exchange, dolce & gabbana, hugo boss, movado, or rado watch. expensive loud sunglasses, big diamond earrings most likely on both ears (obvious giveaway youre a guido if not gay), gucci or lv or armani wallet, gucci hats, ed hardy hats, rhinestone hats, armani exchange hats, kangol berets (older guidos/greaseballs), pinky rings (mainly older guidos/greaseballs) tattoos of jesus or cross or italian flag etc., armani exchange belts, dolce & gabbana belts, diesel belts, gucci belts

guido style/fashion

by jay3627245734727 March 7, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punk Rock Guido

Italian American who is a fan and a street renegade punk with a true Italian last name

oh that kid Lukas Balducci hes one Punk Rock guido man hes a spectacle!

by renegadeninja123 June 20, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guido-grease-mokney

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio

"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"

by Guido-grease-monkey February 25, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž