guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quote: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

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guitar noob

A person who believes that he is a pro guitar player when in fact he is n0ob.

Ben: Hey Nick, check out that guitar noob!
Nick: Yeah, that guy sucks ass like Herman.

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Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

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Guitar Junkie

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.

Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW

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warr guitar

A variant of the traditional electric guitar and bass guitar the Warr guitar was designed by Mark Warr. The Warr guitar usually has 8 or 12 strings ranging from notes below the register of the bass guitar and going just as high as the traditional electric guitar. Unlike a bass guitar or electric guitar a Warr guitar is usually held vertically instead of horizontally, although it can be played both ways.

The Warr guitar is usually played by using touch-style. The Warr guitar's main advantage over other guitars is that it only takes one finger to produce the sound instead of two. Yet the Warr guitar can also be plucked or strummed.

Trey Gunn of the most recent King Crimson band is one of the most famous Warr guitar players of all time.

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air guitar

1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.

2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.

(Also known as air guitaring)

1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.

2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.

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guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.

Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."

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