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The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.
The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
The baddest bitches ouchea. Fuck Dallas, HOUSTON is #1 when it comes to the females that live there. The women in Texas are overall one of the most beautiful, talented and intelligent in the states, but Houston takes the cake.
“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”