Ian

An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.

“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”

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ian

the conjunction of i and ain’t . ( eye-an )

Brea “ coach D said we got practice tomorrow. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “

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Ian

A bitch who is fake and leaves his friends

Bitch Ian

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Ian

Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!

“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”

“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”

“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”

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ian

a cute guy but not trustworthy. pisses you off whenever he gets the chance and lies right out of his ass and makes you believe it. usually a cheater and likes to date his ex's best friends

watch out for ian don't let him around your friends

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Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

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Ian

Someone who can’t take a joke about their past

Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past

Ian: that’s not funny!

Dude: yeah it is

Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend

Dude: ok baby

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