Lazy Bean

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

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lazy fatty

Obese people with little ambition and usually permanent food stains on their clothing.

Jabba the Hutt is the most famous lazy fatty evar!!1

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Lazy Gun

An imaginary gun that when fired, causes funny but appropriate chaos on the target.

When fired at a person, their head may temporarily become a cabbage.

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The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

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Lazy Smoker

A sandwich available at Peppers Deli in Ellisville MO, named after Jeff Armbruster.

This Lazy Smoker is delish...

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lazy-nigger

adjective - one to describe the jew, or thebobfather.

bobby the jew is a lazy-nigger.

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lazy like

On facebook, liking a wall post, comment, etc. just so you don't have to comment back on it

I just wrote a novel on Taniqua's wall and she just liked it instead of writing something back to me. Friggin lazy like dude.

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