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kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know
Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain
When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?
Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.
Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."
A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.
"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"
When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.
“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”
making a girl squirt like how a llama spits
Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.
When you bust a nut in a girls face and spit on her at the same time turning you into the llama llamaing her
Alex- I fucked (J) and then I llama her
Couldn’t put llamad