Matrix Reloaded

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.

I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.

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matrix warrior

a step to becoming a being of infinite power.

to obtain this power look up nostradamus and i will give you a clue to how to obtain this power

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Matrix 4 event

An event that took place where a person nicknamed Matt went missing after watching Matrix 4. Some say a glitch in The Matrix occured.

Remember Matrix 4 event?
Yeah... I miss Matt.

alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

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Matrix Reloaded

Liam was a panda named Neo. He lived in a Matrix. P.O.D rads my magazine "Kill Liam".org, hello!

P.O.D oscillates my satanic beverage (coke)

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glitch in the radio matrix

(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.

This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.

A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.

Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."

Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."

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