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Someone who seems tough and mean on the outside because he is popular, but on the inside is sweet and kind. You can get lost in his smile. He can get through most everything. He is popular because everyone wants to be around him, when he is around you might feel like your world has lit up.
Matthew? Yes, we are best friends.
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A being with autism, aids, Down syndrome, brain cancer, and tuberculosis. Also is the cause of Ebola and the Black Plague. Basically a person screwed humanity. If you encounter a being with this name. Run.
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A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.
My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew
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Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.
Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"
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Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick
Yo Matthew Get your fatass over here.
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Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass
Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath
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