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So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.
The Mechanism
A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.
Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.
Not only the best mother fucking mechanic in rocket leage, but the most useful. This mechanic is preformed by driving backwards and hoping u hit the fucking ball.
Friend: I centered it
Me: holy fuck I just hit an insane pedah mechanic
A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments
The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!
The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.
A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.
Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.
The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.