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1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
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An annoying bitch who overreacts to everything your little brother says.
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Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
Fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping.
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1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.
Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
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A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.
A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!
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A cum dumpster under the age of 20 who has a kid.
That slut got pregnant at 16, another teen mother.
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