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mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
we went mum jumping last night
When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.
Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat
she's just so fucking hot i wanna marry her one day idc if she's taken
Wow! natalia's mum is looking hella fine today
The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.
Me and the boys went to a nightclub the other night and it turned out to be a fretty’s mum vibe.
to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible
dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad
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overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.
Watch out here comes some hockey mums
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part one of the greatest insult ever created
your mum touches kids
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